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#2889 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2017-05-18 18:53 GMT

14:21 < cely> need a sammich or something, bbiab
14:49 < cely> man, i bit the inside of my lower lip and drew blood :(
14:49 < rkosa> you're a vampire!
14:49 < cely> i'll probably have to take the rest of the day off to recover
14:51 < rkosa> I'm not going to argue with a vampire

#2888 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2017-05-08 16:05 GMT

11:58 < Marcus> found a neat featuer on the new opengears
11:58 < Marcus> you can tell the system if you want it to be a rolled cable or not
11:58 < Marcus> so tell your tech to make them all straight thru.. and switch them in the box
11:58 < eirwin> auto roll
11:59 < eirwin> nice
11:59 < Marcus> port pinout
12:00 < chip> Consoles....ROLLL OUT!
12:00 < chip> </Consolas Prime>
12:01 < clayton> because pinout is half the battle

#2887 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Flagged ] 2016-02-26 18:01 GMT

13:00 < cly> gcx and i tried snorting the dust from gum wrappers in high school
13:00 < cly> it hurt :(

#2855 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2016-01-15 21:30 GMT

16:27 -!- abacus [~Adium@xxxx] has joined #fluidgravity
16:27 < t0ken> aaaaaaaaaabacus
16:27  * t0ken opens the raep kit
16:27  * eug ejeculates onto abacus.
16:27  * t0ken fires up the webcams
16:27 < eug> t0ken: okay, now open the raep kit.
16:27 < eug> wait
16:27 < eug> actually
16:28 < eug> is it a post-rape examination kit, or a kit for rape?
16:28 < t0ken> pre-
16:28 < eug> haha
16:29 -!- abacus [~Adium@xxxxx] has quit [Client Quit]
16:29 < t0ken> raeped offline
16:29 < h0rnet> heh

#2689 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2015-05-18 11:53 GMT

smaddy [2:12 AM]
@eug probably knows a cock merchant if needed

#2688 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2015-04-30 08:26 GMT

17:05 < wmuncy> remington just logged in and shit fixed itself
17:05 < wmuncy> he's like a network jesus

#2687 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2014-11-17 17:15 GMT

<tinye> yeah, we have an applebees like 2 mile away, never been in 7 years
<tinye> I'll eat five guys before that any day
<tinye> oh man
<tinye> thats bad
<dennisc> no, that sounds about normal

#2686 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2014-11-17 15:37 GMT

<perpetualpunk> !sealrape
<perpetualpunk> http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-h ave-sex-with-penguins
<perpetualpunk> seals like that tight penguin ass apparently
<wlong_home> who doesn't?

#2685 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2014-11-12 20:33 GMT

<mskillz> i dunno about xmr but recent mlx sups can suck down a full
table pretty well
<eug> s/full table/dick/ ?

#2684 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2014-11-11 16:59 GMT

11:55 < yourMOMfuker> guess i should start drinking coffee
11:56 < dennisc> I only drink it once a week
11:56 < t0ken> dennisc: we're talking coffee, not gallons of cum
11:56 < yourMOMfuker> haha
11:56 < dennisc> Gallons is a bit of an exaggeration
11:57 < wlong_home> buckets?
11:57 < t0ken> thot you had horse and bull semen shipped in
11:57 < t0ken> http://www.bovine-elite.com/semen.asp
11:58 < dennisc> lol